I drove Baby boy home from Karate. He was talking about how when babies are born you can tell if they are a boy or a girl if they have a "p" or not. I told him that it was perfectly okay to say penis.
He pauses and says, "Yes boys have a PENIS and girls have a..."
I was thinking I should say vulva. Then I thought a second because most people say vagina when they are talking technically even though it is wrong. People will fall out if he says that so I told him, "Vagina".
He said, "Right, boys have a penis. Girls have a godiva."
"True-er words have never been spoken."