When you have a baby girl you know that you are going to have many "talks" with your daughter. There is the bra talk. The menstrual cycle talk. The boys want to get in your pants talk. The list goes on.
You expect to have some "talks" with your boys. Not as many because they don't have boobs or use tampons.
Yesterday, my son went to karate. His Sensei told us that he was naturally inclined toward the sport and bumped him up to the next class. He received his outfit (what ever it is called) to take home to wear to the next meeting.
While my husband was paying for his dues he starts digging in the bag. He pulls something out and yells at the top of his lungs, "Daddy! WHAT IS THIS?" and he holds up an athletic supporter. "DADDY IS THIS UNDERWEAR WITHOUT A HINEY?"
The entire place went quiet. Hubby told him he would explain later.
Gotta love kids.