Funny Story and a bit off color.

I was in the other room and missed this conversation but was told by my guest.



One day we had a guest at our house. (I will not say who the guest is because many of you knows us and I protect the privacy of my friends) They excused themselves to the bathroom. My 4 year old had left his play spider on the bathroom counter. He tries to barge in on the guest. The door is fortunately locked. He yells for the guest to answer the door he needs his spider. The guest tells him that the bathroom is busy. My son says, "Squeeze your bobo together and hold the poop in so you can open the door and give me my spider!"