Two funny stories that are not funny ;)
Jr comes out a little while ago holding something over his head. "what is this mommy?" he asks. I look up and he is holding a tampon.
Meanwhile earlier we went to dinner and jr- ett says "mommy I am afraid to tell you something." I said what? she said, "well it will hurt your feelings. You see your not as pretty as me, and you don't have as pretty curls"
My kids my pearls.