Vegetarian

Baby boy marched up to me with a determined look on his face.

Him: Mommy.

Me: Yes?

Him: We should all be Vegetarians. You know why?

Me: Why?

Him: Because meat is dead animals. We shouldn't eat animals.

Me: Okay. Sure. I would be happy to just fix vegetables for meals. There are a lot of different ways to fix them.

Him: Ummm...never mind. (walks away)